thank you God for today and thank you for blessing me with this water and- ...

its fucking dember.

🩸🔪BD PRESENT FOR MY BF @scarabtea🔪🩸

FINAL/ZOOM/LINEART

Listen, I'm not really a sports fan BUT THIS

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

WHAT does this tag mean

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

HOW has it been two years already

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

Take frequent breaks (drink water too!) and do your goddamn wrist stretches

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I wish all writers doing NaNo a very pleasant WriMo.

I very neay tagged you in this, not because wrimo but because artist